How to snag the love of your life
Forget everything you heard, here at the “Kinsi Institute for Very Successful Love”, we have revolutionised a FOOL-PROOF method to getting the LOVE YOU DESERVE.
We call it the ‘break them down and scoop them up’ system.
Our effective method will ensure you not only SNAG the love of your life, but that you also keep him or her FOREVER under your reign of terror blanket of very unsuffocating love.
It’s a well known fact that most people hardly know what they will even have for breakfast, let alone how to conduct their love lives. Especially when it comes to choosing the right person. That is why it is better you do it for them. In fact you are ALREADY in a relationship with him or her…they just don’t know about it…yet.
HAHA! What a fool. Such a laissez faire attitude will surely have you sobbing to Oprah Winfrey reruns every night. Ladies and Gents, competition is FIERCE. Life is NOT a zen textbook, you need to get RIGHT in there. The more time you spend as a Hallmark card spewing out all sorts of nonsense that has you believing ‘true love will return if it was real’, the higher the chance you will LOSE the love of your life to a more serious contender!!!!
He or she wants space, LAUGH and deny this. They don’t know ANY BETTER, but YOU DO. You must be THISCLOSEATALLTIMES. Anything less will NOT DO.
That is why it is imperative you STALK them, but in a friendly manner OBVIOUSLY. No one likes a creepy person!! In order to facilitate this, we have created the ‘Friendly Stalking Love Device’ that will help you pinpoint exactly WHERE your loved one will be at any give second. Your lover might protest at first, but believe me, your RESISTANCE to their DENIAL OF YOUR OBVIOUS LOVE will wear them down!!!
HAHA! No he can’t! LOL LOL LOL!!!! He can’t because he doesn’t know you are TRACKING his every move with your amazing friendly stalking love device. So simple, all you need is to attach a tiny sticker on the back of their neck. This sticker contains a transmitter that will instantly update you on your phone or lap top. As for the other woman raining on YOUR PARADE, really just a detail.
LOL!! The fools! Little do they know that your amazing stalking device will lead you to straight to them, and let you claim your man!
Success at last!
TRUST US. We TOTALLY are trustworthy and our methods are TOTALLY approved in some ravaged and war torn countries by seriously credible gangs associations.
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