The “KEEP IT REAL 2000” Program
Trying to break into the music industry?
Your lack of a miserable life keeping you down?
WELL, call us DREAM MAKERS, we TOTES read your mind. Introducing the “KEEP IT REAL 2000” program!! A week long program that will TOTES make you LEGIT STUFF!
This guy IS NOT “KEEPIT REAL 2000”material. He is a BEFORE. But one week with us and look what happens
RUN FOR COVER, THIS GUY IS CRAZY!!
SO, how did we do this?
STEP 1: We invent a life of STRIFE for you. A story SO POWERFUL, everyone will be blown away ( LITERALLY) because we will arrange for a CRAZY STRONG fan that will appear every time you speak!!!! ALSO as a CRAZY AMAZING bonus, we will provide you with BACKGROUND music of POLICE SIRENS!!!!!
Step 2: We will arrange for a drive by, AK 47s BB guns shooting at you.Our guys will zoom by you in their DANGEROUS Escalade Car rickshaws and you will TOTES be confirmed as LEGIT.
Step 3: As part of our company CSR( Corporate Social Responsibility), we will round up ALL THE HOMELESS people we can find, dress them in LEGIT clothing and you will TOTES have an ENTOURAGE.
SOLD? Hundreds of people are TOTES getting LEGIT. What are YOU waiting for?????
Our hustlers badly paid stuff are WAITING BY? Call N-O-W cause we are SO DANGEROUS seriously falling behind payments and getting evicted, we can’t stay ANYWHERE for long!!!
*BRAP BRAP BRAP*
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