Crazy AMAZING products by Kinsi :D

Struggling to converse when you are in the deep end of the pool?

Tired of paddling as you discuss world politics?

Hard to make your observations on contemporary Latvian literature known because you are too busy gulping mouthfuls of water?!

Sick and tired of people telling you to head to the shallow end of the pool if you want to chat?

WELL, FRET NOT MORE…

note: available in most large sizes. we sell comfortable adjustable sticks for smaller feet.

Introducing the AMAZING adjustable platforms especially designed for the deep end of the pool!

Available in amazing AMAZING colours. Be the envy of all your friends!

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Got a small apartment?

Sick of having to buy a bed, table AND chair?!

How amazing would it be if you could eat AND sit on the same piece of furniture?! And also have a BED for any visiting dwarves or yourself if you happen to be one?!

Well, call us DREAM MAKERS…

note: hot woman on left not included. however mustached man is available for ‘special’ requests.

INTRODUCING the AMAZING 3 in 1 Robo-Chair 3000

Finally, a company that UNDERSTANDS the need for (very) minimalist furniture!

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Sick and tired of finding parking in the CRAZY crowded city?

Car too FAT for skinny parking lots?!

Are you FORCED to leave family members at home because only your hot wife will fit into your convertible?!

Do you want a car that fits in with your busy life?!

Are you too poor to afford sight seeing?!

Well, call us PSYCHICS, because we have READ your mind….

note 1: spectacular view from top car cubicle very much dependent on your city surroundings. we cannot be held responsible for your sh*tty city views.

note 2: beware of heavy winds.

INTRODUCING, the AMAZING ‘Stackable Family Car’…OH..MY…HEAVENS!

Impress all your neighbours as you SWAY through town.

…SUPPLIES LIMITED. Call NOW. I have NO operators, so I am waiting by….